Ammar Ibrahim's blog

Well I'm leaving( not on a jet plane though) to Oman in about 10 minutes. I'm enjoying the luxury of free wireless internet access at the airport. We had a really big problem, the conference organizers forgot to fax me a copy of my visa. And we kinda totally forgot about that, when I was checking in, I was asked about my visa, I said it's in Muskat waiting for me. Ofcourse they refused to let me get on the plane. And we had to talk with them for 30 minutes to convince them about that. Then Emarates airlines staff were good enough to let me go away with that.

After all this trouble, akh finally, i'm waiting to get on the plane. Wish me luck guys

Upon Roba's Request here are my disorders

Jamaica rox

There will be an open source event in Al-Israa next week( Wed 20th, April ). Thanks to the efforts of Issam Hambouz for making it happen. The guys built a website for the event.

I will be giving a levture about Free & Open Source Philosophy

Such events remind me why I started to learn Spanish, and that I should take more courses and move my ass and go to Cervantes to register for a course.

Me encanta el flamenco

Out of experience & friends' experiences I got to a conclusion that sums up 90% of relations in Jordan. Here are the three scenarios that you will most likely experience when you date a Jordanian girl, and she asks for a break up. If you ever hear a sentence like the ones mentioned below, consider your relation over, and by over I mean, I'll strip and run naked in the streets of Amman if you manage to get the relation back again.

One: Ba7ebak bas i7na mosh lab2een la ba3ad

Two: 3anjad ba7ebbak, {sniff}, bas bokra jahty, ahly khaloony akhtob ghasben 3anny

Three: Mama badat t7es ino ana msa7beh, I'm feeling guilty, can't we be friends?

A wise girl told me yesterday:

Wise Girl:
girls are much nicer
i can never understand men
and theyre fuc*ed up state of mind
and their fuc*ed up emotional state
and their fuc*ed up priorities
Ammar @ The Ladies Man says:lol
Wise Girl:
alas..
too bad i'm not attracted to females..

The title of the talk was

Building Interactive Web Sites Using FOSS (PHP).

Power Point( 541 KB) Open Office(431 KB)

I couldn't help not posting the lyrics, everytime this song plays I get goose bumps, It really touches me. And oh it's political

ARTIST: Pink Floyd
TITLE: Mother


Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb
Mother do you think they'll like this song
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls
Oo-ah, Mother should I build a wall

Mother should I run for president
Mother should I trust the government
Mother will they put me in the firing line
Oo-ah, is it just a waste of time

Hush now baby, baby don't you cry
Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm
Oo, babe, oo babe, oo babe
Of course mama's gonna help build the wall

Mother do you think she's good enough for me
Mother do you think she's dangerous to me
Mother will she tear your little boy apart
Oo-ah, Mother will she break my heart

Hush now baby, baby don't you cry
Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
Mama won't let anyone dirty get through
Mama's gonna wait up till you get in
Mama will always find out where you've been
Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Oo, babe, oo babe oo babe
You'll always be a baby to me

Mother, did it need to be so high

I love Politics more than I ever did, taking a side has never been easier for me

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