Ammar Ibrahim's blog

No you guessed wrong this has nothing to do with the famous "Oh it's a nice bod". I took this photo while visiting the pyramids. Will post other photos soon. Never thought I'd get a nice shot in a life time let's see Sabri Hakim beat this

Pyramids of Giza

Yippie! We're having Karshat for lunch

I woke up at 1:30 pm, and I heard the great news, not only that, when I woke up sweetest mom of all kind made me a cup of fresh orange juice & orange cake I turned on the TV, guess what, penelope cruz is on MBC2, her movie( woman on top ).

I feel like heaven is a place on earth ( That's a cheasy song )

According to a CNN technology article, some scientests applied emotion recognition software to analyze Mona Lisa's emotions. They figured out she was 83 percent happy, 9 percent disgusted, 6 percent fearful, and 2 percent angry.

Read the full article

10 Seconds Later the plane shakes a bit.

Passengers behind us: " YA ZALAMEH SHU HAL TAREEG ILLY JAYBNA MINHA HATH "

Yesterday, when I got to passport control at Queen Alia's airport, the officer asked me for my passport, and when I gave it to him...

Officer: Laish mrabby sha3ratak ya 3ammar
Ammar: (beddo akhlas min garafo ) Wallah gellet fadaweh ya basha
Officer: Tab laish nas7an, bel soura bagait an7af
Ammar: (Surprised ) Ya seedy shu beddy agollak? Il 7ajjeh metwasyeh feena, btotbokh akel zaky
Officer: Zay shu Akel zaky ya3ne? ( Lookin' behind me, The queue got really longer )
Ammar: Magloobeh mathalan
Officer: Keef btotbokhooha
Ammar: Zahra o Beitenjan

Then a higher rank officer notices that I spent so much time talking to that officer, he comes up to him and tells him " Ya zalameh fe alf wa7ad wara il shab, hassa mosh waget il akel "

Here are some pictures from my trip to dubai last month. I got a 256mb xD card for the cam & useless Lithium battery which lasted for 3 days only.

Too bad I forgot to take my cam to some really other nice places Hopefully next time I'll get the chance.

Ski Dubai, Slope with Real snow. Where Dima & I decided to Ski...

Some people were taking photos, they were only 1 meter away from people inside! Completely wearing different clothes! Scifi

Surprise! Mia, decided to ruin our day and book the whole thing for her party! Who on earth is Mia?

Dima, lookin' angry after the surprise

Doa'a, Omar & someone from South Africa. waiting for the elevtator in Dubai Marine I guess

Live Salsa performance @ "Trader Vic's"

Mark & Hani @ T-Junctions
( This is my Fav photo)

Mark & Cupcake

Blue Bar( A Jazz Bar )

Lotus One

All the following tips are based on true stories, things to avoid doing when applying for a job

Tip #1
When you walk in, and a gentleman( wallahy konet labes formal ) stands up and introduces himself:"Ammar Ibrahim", don't say "3ala rasy, meet wardeh 7abeeby"

Tip #2
Don't mention that you are part of a dabkeh group, and that this is your ambition in life if you're applying for an entry level programmer. Not that only, but never say things like "Wallahy il shabab ma betgasser iza 3endak fara7 aw ishy"

Tip #3
If you designed a website for a friend of yours to impress his girlfreind; a website that has pink background, damar music, flowers & cheesy arabic poems. Please don't use that as a PORTFOLIO! And don't pull out the CD from your pocket as if it was some illegal drug.

*I actually have a copy of what this dude showed me* I'm willing to sell it for $1000, it's worth every penny. I will guarantee you will laugh like you've never laughed before.

I had to say this today, to a Jordanian guy!

"Sorry dude, I'm straight"

AC's killed my throat in Dubai. I was coughin' all the time. One day, we had a meeting in a really nice small cafe called T-junction. I told the waitress I needed something for my throat, and she gave me the best tea in the world!

This is Green tea, Mint, Ginger & Honey! (I modified this version when I came back, and added few lemon drops and it tasted even better )

Yummy & Healthy