Scenarios of a Jordanian girl

Wednesday, April 13. 2005

Out of experience & friends' experiences I got to a conclusion that sums up 90% of relations in Jordan. Here are the three scenarios that you will most likely experience when you date a Jordanian girl, and she asks for a break up. If you ever hear a sentence like the ones mentioned below, consider your relation over, and by over I mean, I'll strip and run naked in the streets of Amman if you manage to get the relation back again.

One: Ba7ebak bas i7na mosh lab2een la ba3ad

Two: 3anjad ba7ebbak, {sniff}, bas bokra jahty, ahly khaloony akhtob ghasben 3anny

Three: Mama badat t7es ino ana msa7beh, I'm feeling guilty, can't we be friends?

Posted by Ammar Ibrahim in General, Jordan at 11:22 | Comments (10) | Trackbacks (0)

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Ammar, LOL!
God that was funny

sadly, I knew girls back in university that used to say stuff like that. I hated them for that!

Ah! that was so true and so funny!

#1 Eman (Homepage) on 2005-04-13 12:26 (Reply)

lmao! the second one is really funny bro!

#2 Nas (Homepage) on 2005-04-13 12:39 (Reply)

loooool...
really funny...

#3 MMM (Homepage) on 2005-04-13 12:58 (Reply)

Hahaha good one

#4 mira (Homepage) on 2005-04-13 17:20 (Reply)

and all of that started with the famous sentence:
"Momken Ne3mel 3oolaga"

#5 Nader (Homepage) on 2005-04-13 20:22 (Reply)

What is this, dating in Jordan? my parents lied to me. But im sad because i cant really understand any of this. the numbers are confusing me.

#6 Linda (Homepage) on 2005-04-14 05:42 (Reply)

Ammaaar!! nice one...you outdid urself AGAIN!!!!!
All these are very true...looks like u got inside the jordanian girls' heads!!

#7 Farah on 2005-04-18 20:26 (Reply)

okay, how about some of the men's comments for ending a relationship? Girls, any ideas?

#8 CiCi on 2005-04-26 19:37 (Reply)

hey bro u forgot one,ahly ma bedhom yjawzony ela la eben 3ammy,ana bamoot feek bas ma ba2dar a7kelhom la2;)

#8.1 adiga on 2005-07-16 23:54 (Reply)

i'm not a girl but I'll tell you one, " its not you, its me., I don't deserve you. Lets be friends!" then we go and and bang someone else.

#8.2 the man on 2006-03-18 01:02 (Reply)

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