Ammar Ibrahim's blog - Jordan

PHP developers needed

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:08:24 -0500

I'm seeking to hire PHP developers in all levels. We have very

exciting projects that we are working on with clients from all over

the world. Most of the projects we work on are technically challenging

and part of a team that requires great communication skills. Even if

you don't know PHP specifically but you live and breathe to program

and you are always trying to find a way to improve your skills, we ask

you to join us.

Please send your resume/CV directly to "ammar [dot] ibrahim [at] gmail". Please put

"[PHP-DEV]" in the subject line,

WTF is this

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 18:39:50 -0600

Thanks to Aram for sharing this ad.

Hell with programming, this is what I wanna do

The Arab Virgin

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:13:27 -0500

I just read a very interesting post on madamty's blog ;)�

I was with her when this happened, I was truely shocked....

Jordanian teacher slapping a student!

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:44:44 -0500

Latest teaching methods invented in Jordan, very civilized.

Download the video.

Funny arabic rap song "Ya Kbeer"

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 18:15:20 -0500

Two of my [crazy] friends, Yazan & Hamzah, are working on their album. Sarcastic agerresive arabic rap.

Download "Ya Kbeer" ( full version 4.9 MB )

"Wejjez" Fries

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 15:54:46 -0500

Seveen rocks! Couldn't resist taking the photo, the cashier thought I was a tourist surprised by the number of sandwiches they offer

Wejjez

Briceless!

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 20:35:46 -0500

When I traveled to Dubai recently, leaving from Amman to Dubai, I was really hungry when I finished checking in. To my surprise I found a Popeyes branch in the terminal! I ordered a meal, and tada! what an amazing receipt.

Hassan Ahmad has his own show!

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:48:23 -0600

This is NOT April's fool, on my way to the office I was listenin' to Play. And I swear I heard some weird promo, it goes like this( well sort of ):

"And now, the voice that rocked Jordan, Oooh it's a nice bod, Mr Hassan Ahmad has his own show at Play 99.6 "

I can't wait! I think it's every wednesday, not sure.

We Love you Hassan!

"3amleh" & "7a66a"

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 15:32:07 -0600

7a66a or 3amleh miskara?
3amleh roots?
3amleh diet?
3amleh edaiki?
3amleh highlight?
3amleh 7awajbek?
3amleh shay?
3amleh masreyeh
7a66a makeup
7a66a manakeer
Shu fe kaman?

3amleh diet?

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:55:18 -0600

Ammani Girls:

3amleh diet, 3ashan il youm ro7et 3ala mango shofet skirt betsattel bas ma dakhlat feyyeh. O il skirt lounha 3ala loun il highlight taba3ee bas beddy a3mel roots oo beddy a3mel adafry 3end kinda o 7awajbi 3end sarkees.

Mom is Funny

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 21:24:57 -0600

Mom called me a minute ago

Mom: Where Are you?
Ammar: At Work.
Mom: Just wanted to tell you be carefull, don't go to Places( haik wella haik ). meaning don't go to possibly targted places by terrorist groups!
Ammar( laughs ): OK, I won't
Mom: And oh by the way, don't eat chicken

Freedom of Speech & Hatred Consiquences

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:22:29 -0600

I read this shocking story on Philipp's blog regarding the consiquences of "freedom of speech".

Why else would the guy in an Amman supermarket packing the bags utter
to his cashier colleague that "He will soon see what will happen to
him"? "He" in this case was our one year old son, who went shopping
there with our nanny, who speaks Arabic fluently.
Full Story

@ JU

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 20:40:03 -0600

Ammar: Good Morning, I submitted a paper regarding so & so last week, I need to know if everything is OK.
Math Dept Secretary: I've told you yesterday that we sent the paper to the sciences faculty deanship, go check there
Ammar: But I've checked and they told me they didn't get it yet. What I'm I supposed to do!
MDS: Here, see the record, here's a photocopy of your paper, date and time when we sent it.
Ammar( Getting Angry ): You sent it yesterday at 3:30, when I checked yesterday at 1 you told me you've already sent it.
MDS( About to shoot me ): Are you an invistigator? I thought you were a student

So I go to the deanship to check, Dr H is the Dean's Assistant( Big Shit )

Ammar: I cam yest. bla bla bla
Dr H: I said I didn't receive it
Ammar: But they've sent it to you yesterday, and I've seen the record, is there a blackhole on the way? Or maybe someone kidnapped the guy who delivers these papers?
Dr H( About to call security): I told you a million times I didn't get it, I've only received a paper today which is not yours, go check with Mr A.

Ammar: bla bla bla....
Mr A(Opens his records book, and looks carefully for my name): Sorry my friend I didn't get it, go check with Dr H. he's a bit crazy, double check with him.
Ammar: Thanks

Back to Dr H., I think this guy smokes up, he's soooo numb, always smilin, fate7 tommo o rakhy ..... all the time

Ammar: I went to Mr A's office and checked, he said it must be here
Dr H. I checked, go away
Ammar: But not before I know where it is
Dr H. Go check with my secretary

Ammar: bla bla bla paper....
Sec. : ok let me check with the math dept first ( she makes 5 phone calls very effecticely and in less than 5 minutes she gets back to me ) It must be in Dr H's Office
Ammar: But I've checked with him at least 2 times yest. and 5 times today! Another time and I'd die
Sec.: Oh don't worry then, I'll go check it for you
Ammar( What a sweet woman ): I dunnu how to thank you

So she goes into his office, and comes back with a paper in her hand.

Sec.: Here it is!
Ammar.: Where WAS IT!
Sec.: in his drawer
Ammar: Is killing someone allowed today?
Sec.( smiles ): It's ok, just wait for 5 mins, and i'll fix everything with the paper

It's Snowing

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Thu, 09 Feb 2006 00:48:18 -0600

Just got back home after watching the beautiful movie, Memoirs Of A Geisha. On the way back home I saw few snow flakes falling from the sky. It's very very windy, a big ass electricity pole just dropped dead very close to where I live.

Akram will rock you ladies & Gents

nospam@example.com (Ammar Ibrahim) — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 18:40:12 -0600

Akram Baker is going to play live, tom 9pm @ Amigos! See ya there